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Dc x dp idea 82
Bernard has a new online conspiracy theorist friend.
Tim is at least happy bernard has less conspiracy theories about the bats. However him going off about a whole branch of the government deemed as guys in white is a bit much.
Now. He sure the two are just feeding off one another.
But it gets a tad too specific at times. Bernard going into detailed accounts of different ghost then ways they may have died?
A tiny ghost in a suit of armor. He is even claiming that his online friend is actually king of an entire dimension of elite ghost warriors? But his friend hadn’t realized it yet.
Honestly if his friend whose username is d3as0rAliv3? wasn’t coming to visit Gotham. Which he has no idea why anyone would come here he’d be hunting him down right now.
He’ll still do his research of course. Tim will also accompanying Bernard for the meet up. Just to be on the safe side.
Now when they got to the library. He most certainly wasn’t expecting a kid their age with a black eye and bruising around the wrists.
Especially not that Danny actually had proof of this GIW and the fact they were actively hunting down beings from a dimension called the infinite realm.
Maybe it wasn’t all a conspiracy theory. How on earth did Bernard find the one person who could prove their was a secret government agency hell bent on breaking the meta protection acts.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#Tim drake#conspiracy theories#Bernard hit the jack pot#tim is not in for a good time#i have so many ideas#Bernard also theorizes Danny is king#he was present for pariahs dethroning#if Bernard also thinks Danny is let yeti#after discussions of the far frozen#Danny had no filter#just flat out lays it out#yea. you know my parents are trying to kill interdimensional beings so what?#i have a test to study for#implied bad fenon parents#they may of found out and not been to thrilled#the batfam better be ready for a PowerPoint curtiosy of Tim#Giw is going down#yes#Danny is ghost king#he just doesn’t know it#Bernard had to get something right#bernard dowd
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thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiguro megumi#yuji itadori#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itadori yuuji#megumi#yuuji#middle one FOUGHT oh my god#angle/arm position/watering can/expression NONE of it wld go right#took 2 hours to get the lines only to realize upon laying down flats that it was still Completely off#so i took a break to bake an entire cake came back n finally it started cooperating#tbh idk if im still shaking off ytd's weird funk or what but this took ages longer than it should have#but its ok bc florist/botanist/general plant nerd megu is free serotonin 2 me#i could not decide on one apron 2 give him#but then i remembered he is th type 2 take his hobby Very seriously of course he would own multiple#looks at the hydrangeas listen . listen I Know i ws bemoaning having 2 draw so many cursing their name etc etc#but u dont understand he had to be holding one he just had to. he told me so. he held a gun 2 my head and said U Know What To Do#and i said ok ok ok ok#there r only 2 i survived#and i wld do anything fr him as we well know . cuffs his jeans puts leaves in his hair <3#jjk may have given me trust issues depression anxiety etc but it Also gave me flowerboy megu and i think that balances it out :)#edit added the bonus here bc reblogs dont show up in the main tags enjoy itfs gross flirting mwah <3
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a homing of pigeons
#[.art]#birds#I like doodling animals. it's very calming#pigeon#pidgeon#<- the superior name of course. Abbreviated as pid in this file#my art#also not technically homing pidgeons but... the name was better heard in my head#this was party referenced from a series of photos I took of birds in the park and in the coffe shop#it was warm out so they were just laying down flat against the tables. Really nice#dove#as it is the same animal basically
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like five commissions would solve so many of my problems right now …. 🌀you want to commission me🌀…. 🌀you want to look at my pinned post and you want to commission me sooooo bad🌀…….
a few recent commissions ⬇️
been loving leaning into more illustration/poster work and would love to do more!!
#i’m like out of options LOL#like everyone else i’ve been applying to probably hundreds of jobs and like everyone else i can’t get SHIT#my options are 1) stay out here and suffer 2) beg my parents to help me move home and REALLY truly suffer (this one isn’t really an option)#or like 3) go lay in the dirt indefinitely idk i’m in over my head and i made a mistake moving but it’s too late to back out!#going home wouldn’t be good for anyone least of all me!#idk i feel like everyone is judging me for thinking i had it good then falling flat on my face anyways#i feel like it was some kind of sick joke that i finally for once felt stable and happy just to get it yanked away from me#and be worse off than before#sorry i’m really emotional because i’ve been going through it so hard for so long and i’m really exhausted#i hate getting on here and begging for work but idk what else to do right now#mine#arty art
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Why the BuckTommy break-up fell flat narratively...
Disclaimer: I am not defending this ship. I hate it and I'm glad it's dead.
1. Prior to the break-up, he made a jab at Abby for dating a guy half her age and riding Buck off as "a himbo." Even though he's literally doing the same exact thing.
That, kids, is what we call "hypocrisy."
2. Tommy said that he "knows how the relationship ends."
Sir, if you know how it ends, why did you go for it in the first place? This just gives off that he was only dating Buck either for a good time or because Eddie wasn't showing any signs of interest, so he just settled for his bestie.
3. Tommy tries to pawn off the catalyst of the relationship ending on Buck, saying that he would "break his heart."
Even though HE was the one doing all the heart-breaking shit to BUCK throughout the entire goddamn relationship.
4. Josh's dumbass advice.
Okay, that's not fair. Josh's advice wasn't dumb per-say, but it was completely irrelevant to Buck's issue. I know that he probably doesn't really know who Tommy is, but making him sound like he was this gay pioneer who led the charge at Stonewall and that his scars should be respected?
Absolute nope.
It ended up making Buck's move-in proposal feel like he was doing it out of obligation because Tommy's been out longer than he has, so why shouldn't he ask him to move in with him?
And on that topic...
5. The return of the hamster wheel
You would think that after dumping Taylor the way he did, Buck would remember that he doesn't necessarily have to hold on to relationships that aren't working and he can just cut it loose, right?
Wrong.
Instead, they have Buck actually take Josh's advice and pull a Taylor 2.0 by asking Tommy to move in with him. This show continues to leave Buck on that fucking hamster wheel instead of letting him get off and it's working my nerve. Even if this was just the show's way of showing that Buck's toxic relationship tendencies don't change because he's with someone of the same sex, it's still redundant and annoying.
6. Buck.
The first and only time Tommy chooses to refer to Buck by his preferred name is when he's dropping him like a baked potato.
And the show never even gave Buck the chance to tell him off about it.
The fucking audacity.
And finally,
7. TOMMY KINARD HIMSELF
This whole scene, the narrative tries to paint Tommy out to be this sympathetic character all throughout, making him look all sad and talking about how "he knew the parking spot was too good to be true" and citing Buck to be the one who would break his heart.
Despite the fact that he literally broke Buck's again just seconds ago.
I'll never understand why the show decided to take this route with Tommy's character for the episode even though in past episodes, he's been canonically depicted to be insensitive at best and flat out bigoted at worse. And throughout the entirety of his and Buck's relationship, he has said and done things that have hurt Buck and he never even apologized for it. And if he did apologize, he gave a lame apology as to why he did do.
*cough* first date *cough cough*
And it definitely doesn't help matters that the show made the active choice not to bring up his past actions within the relationship or for Buck to even know about it. Instead, they made Abby the catalyst for the break up when it could've been Tommy himself being the catalyst.
Obviously, there were a million ways the show could've given the BuckTommy break-up a major impact and there were definitely ways they could've made the break-up solid with the Abby revelation.
All in all, the break-up could've been executed better, but at least the ship is dead.
#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 8#911 s8#911 s8 spoilers#911 thoughts#evan buckley#911 buck#911 abby#abby clark#anti bucktommy#anti bummy#anti tommy kinard#bucktommy bones#bucktommys DNI#bummys DNI#BTs do not interact#I've been meaning to drop this after the breakup#but I've been trying to get my thoughts together#there were just so many aspects of the episode and the scene itself that made the breakup fall flat#and I laying it all out there#and there was definitely a way they could make the abby aspect of the breakup work#and I'll get to that later#but for now the scene itself could've been better#I have a theory that the show did it to appease the BT fans#but that's fallen flat because now they've taken up calling Oliver biphobic while continuing to coddle the actual biphobe#unbelievable
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so uh, I have a new problem re: my buzz cut
my hair has grown in enough that the top kinda just, sticks up, right?? but I wear my headphones when I'm at my desk, which are over the ear ones bcs for several reasons I simply cannot tolerate earbuds for more than an hour at most...and uh the band like.......it uh.....flattens.....my hair where it rests on my scalp.......
so I just like, have a dent??? in my hair????? and it looks REALLY stupid
help
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i’m having so much fun reading lotr rn, legolas is so fucking odd i love him with my whole heart
#what do u mean he unprompted counted all the riders of rohan to an exact 105 and described their appearances while they were 15 miles away.#what do you mean he just paces all night and stands looking out into nothing through the night.#what do you mean he lays flat on his back with his hands folded over his chest with his eyes open when he’s supposed to be sleeping#i fucking LOVE you legolas#lotr#reymbles#legolas
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Show some restraint, would you? (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#ZEX#DAX#No <3#Unless you mean of a different kind lol#Human DAX/classic VUX ZEX hits randomly lol#''Oh DAX if only you were a human!'' ''>|/'' Poor DAX haha#Although that second DAX is classic VUX! Just had to set the cast lol#They pop up all over my pages wherever whenever#Highly detailed is still quite fun :) Simplified has its own charms of course! Including being faster and easier lol#Both handsome ♪#VUX embraces are fun haha - always a tricky business of interspecies interfacing!#DAX in particular is difficult for his own prickly reasons haha#It really is fun to imagine a tentacle-arm hug tho - preference for top or bottom of the arm to grip or lay flat against back or shoulders#What would be more comfortable for ZEX! For DAX! Would the bumpy scales feel strange over his uniform!#As well as trying to twine with stiff arms and no head tendrils ♪ But that's what he wants! Has wanted for such a while!#Getting just a touch spiced with binding DAX's arms in that second embrace#Temperance ZEX#No such thing to be found what a shame hehe <3#What a tricky situation! However will DAX get out of it haha#''Those clothes suit a VUX better anyhow''#You just think that because of your views on humans ZEX#Obviously haha#Silliness
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I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol
#sculpture#ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything#into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol#items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on#anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom.#fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig.#I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft#WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet#but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm#but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets#at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal..#anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe#The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside#that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue#and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them.#It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell#the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm#I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition#OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting#tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol
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quick little sketch of Vax in honour of TLOVM s2 and also because he's my fave and i love him
#critical role#critical role art#the legend of vox machina#cr vax#artists on tumblr#i was messing around with brush settings for laying down more interesting flat colours so i did this just to test that out real quick
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🪶 WITCH TIP 🪶
If you like to keep feathers on an altar, but are annoyed at how easily they move around and fall off (bc theyre so light), or if a pet keeps knocking them off and playing with them, you can get a small vase to keep them in
#i have 3 long feathers that i have in a vase#they used to just lay flat on my shelf but i have a cat who kept brushing them off and chewing em#my vase technically isnt a vase either its an old scent stick holder that i cleaned out#and now i keep them in that :)#also its GREAT bc now i have more space on the shelf#witch tips#air#air element#feathers#altar#beginner witch#baby witch#element air#elemental witch#altars#air witch
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Every bookbinding tutorial i found online: "DO NOT TRY THE COPTIC STITCH AS A BEGINNER ITS TOO ADVANCED"
Me who has only bound one book before and used a completely different method: "ehh it can't be that hard"
2 hours later
.....I was right. Its not that hard.
#its technically slightly wrong cuz i dont have signatures#im just doing one folded piece of paper at a time#which does take longer#but i was expecting that#doing actual signatures would have a. been way too thick cuz im using watercolor paper and getting them to lay flat wouldve been annoying#and also i wouldve had to pay a lot more attention to how the pages were actually laid out#and this project was already kinda overwhelming without that added in#im also combining methods a bit cuz im also gonna glue the spine with wood glue for extra support#and i also dont want the stitching to be visible#every tutorial was also like ''coptic stitch is great for exposed stitching!!!'' like cool story. not why im using it. gonna cover that shit#also finding one that wasnt in video form AND actually showed everything i needed to know was completely impossible apparently#i needed to know how to attach a fresh string when i run out cuz i always struggle with that in any sewing project#and generally need a refresher each time#and all the written ones were just like ''just make sure your string is long enough before hand!!! but not so much that it becomes#tangled!!!'' bitch im making a much thicker book than you. i cannot just use ONE string. it b#absolutely WILL become tangled if i make it long enough to finish the binding in one go.#yall are WEAK#my book is 3 times thicker than yours#i need to know how to attach a fresh string#the video tutorials cover that but i had to fast forward through most of it#im running out of steam for tonight (hence why im here and not working on it) so ill be finishing this tomorrow#was hoping to get this part done over the weekend but i ended up not getting a lot of the writing done on friday as i intended#cuz i ended up having to play tech support for my friend so she could update her sims mods
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V(ee) in the gameplay vs V(ee) in the narrative.
#cyberpunk 2077#Im out here laying an army flat with nothing but a pistol#then i just get...punched?#and it lays me flat?#bruh#also really jarring to see canon V when i have such a specific view of Vee in my head lmao
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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#didn't have energy to find the comic this is a reference to. it is hard to pose an orb sometimes.#it's the one of the guy laying on the couch#anyway I am sicker than usual again today but turns out that house is still available and the owners just got back to us#so. that's a good thing.#(I'm sick cuz I took a bath and my body just flat out cannot handle bathing in any form these days.)#(but since we're going home I'll have a doctor again this summer)#(which will help)#edit: someone on twitter asked if that was his butt#that's his arm resting on his stomach#like that dude on the couch#altho I do totally see what they mean
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Just watching your cubitos build and they don’t use the terrain to their advantage
#especially before they lay down the actual plot of the build#but like guys please just terraform a little bit please 0_o#qsmp#its like everyone on qsmp that does this#the only acceptable person that does it is foolish because he actually knows what he’s building & has already done the landscaping in a day#but tubbo fr just has a flat plot over water#roier is like the opposite he has a flat plot on some hills and doesn’t terraform the land to make paths to the build 😞#he does terraform paths a little but its so rare#and then jaiden just dug out a hill without a plan for a house which made me so stressed#don’t even get me on bbh sometimes 0_o#i think baghera terraforms nicely but i haven’t seen all her builds yet apart from the castle with is very nice rn
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if annabeth is one of your criticisms of the pjo tv show i hate you i'm killing you go to jail for 10000 years
#'shes just a flat girlboss with no depth' DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW WITH YOUR EYES.#DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW THAT LAYS OUT CLEAR AS DAY HOW SHE NEVER GOT TO BE A KID#AND THAT SHE HAD TO GROW UP TOO FAST#DID YOU ALL NOT FEEL SHRIMP EMOTIONS WHEN SHE WAS PICKING OUT CANDY FROM THE GAS STATION STORE#JAIL! JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS.#pjo
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